President Observes Senate Floor, Brings New Puppy

Puppy Name: Jess

Puppy Type: Puppy

Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) just proposed an non-germane amendment saying President Obama was not in fact with his puppy, but in the Senate "watching the greatest deliberative body ever perform".

Senator Alexander (R-TN) spoke on the amendment, calling the President out on his campaign promise of "hope and change".

We, at The Claremont Beat, have the real story. The President is in the chamber, with his puppy.

Senator Crapo (R-ID) pointed out, "I thought Malia was allergic to labradors". The President responded, "she got her shots"