Thursday, April 2, 2009
Senate Recess Indefinitely...to Sunday night?
All Bills Passed...
PRECEDE Act
GROW US Act
Flood Insurance Reform and Modernization Act of 2009
Water Resources Improvement Act
HOPE for America's Veterans Act of 2009
Most senators demonstrated their desire to leave as soon as possible.
For tonight's session, the only bill that did not pass was the President's Resolution Authority Act.
Democrats Leave Delegation; Offer Sim God Beer
After moving to adjourn several times, Senator Cardin stated, "If you want to spend your Thursday night in here, I feel sorry for you." Following her lead, the Administration stated, "We can only get in trouble from here..." From there, the majority of, well, the majority, proceeded to walk out. They made it clear they had better places to be.
Obama Pardons Blago
Before leaving on his motorcade surround by his secret service, President Obama issued a number of pardons. One of those pardons included disgraced Governor Blagojevich (D-IL). While this was a controversial pardon, it was not announced until 30 minutes after the President had left the building. Looks like the President of the Senate is unsure of his docket.
Democratic Side of the Floor Looking Empty
The majority of the Democratic caucus dramatically left the Senate floor after numerous calls for adjournment. Majority Leader Schumer ignored his party's request, siding with the Republicans to remain in session.
The walkout has left the Democrats lacking working control of the Senate giving Republicans advantage to push through their agenda.
According to Senate rules, the Senate can continue to vote on legislation so long as at least one member of the minority party is present.
3 Dems' Houses to be Replaced by Fed Detention Centers
(2) the locations of the first three centers to be constructed shall be as follows and the boundaries of such facilities shall extendequally in all directions:
(i) (35.468455,-114.916932)
(ii) (39.3916947,-76.716842)
(iii) (41.9585339,-87.67223059)
But why these specific locations? I caught up with Senator Inhofeto get the scoop. His only comment: "The coordinates for the first three prisons refer directly to the coordinates of Reid, Cardin, and Emmanuel's houses." Watch out for those bulldozers, Dems!
From Senator Grassley, Passed Through House to Press Gallary
President Observes Senate Floor, Brings New Puppy
Democratic Senators call for adjournment, unsatisfied with Schumer's authority
The motion was rejected multiple times as Republican Senator McConnell and Senator Schumer insisted the time yielded to Senator Cardin, who motioned for the adjournment, was out of order.
The Democrats were angered by their Majority Leader's decision to overrule his caucus. Senator Lautenberg called Schumer "the worst Majority Leader ever."
Although Vice President Joe Biden attempted to recognize Senator Cardin's motion, Schumer and numerous Republicans asserted that the Senate's Unanimous Consent Agreement gave all caucus power to their respective party leaders.
The senate voted to overrule Biden and continue with proceedings.
Schumer asked his unsatisfied caucus to appeal to the president to sign more legislation. Schumer retorted, saying that the Senators have worked hard on the bills presented and that the Senate will see them through to completion.
Democrats frustrated with the decision of the Senate were seen pacing back and forth. Floor debate continues.
The KIDNAP BOXER Act
The voting split upon party lines and Senator Boxer was guaranteed her safety: with the nays winning 11-17.
For clarification: Obama brought his puppy to the session with him.
Simulation is Officially Over, Will Continue Until Adjournment
President Obama just entered the chamber and delivered his closing statement along with presenting the signed PPA Act to the Vice President. Obama's signature on a Finance Committee bill (after signing an EPW bill) officially end the simulation but, for formality's sake (and some academic grading), the Senate can continue passing out bills until they adjourn.
President Waits Outside, Signed Bill in Hand
The administration attempted to end floor debate on the SHOP Act to announce the passage of PPA, but Senator McConnell refused to end debate, citing Senate rules.
The session will continue, and the President will wait, until the SHOP Act is voted on.
When President Obama is allowed to enter and speak, the 111th Congress simulation will officially close. For formality sake, the Senate will continue until formally adjourned.
Freedom Act Passes the Senate
Senator Inhofe countered, thanking Senator Boxer and the EPW committee. Inhofe proposed support for the bill and yielded her time to Senator Bond.
Senator Bond drew attention to section four which promotes research in hybrid technologies, especially focusing upon her experience at a recent celebration at the Ford Motors production facilities marking the production of the 100,000th hybrid vehicle made by Ford.
Senator Alexander applauded the Freedom Act's incentives for renewable energy, citing that it was in the best interest of the American people. He responded to Senator Boxer's concerns regarding nuclear power, saying that the bill does nothing to make nuclear power more dangerous or more vulnerable to attacks. Rather, the Freedom Act encourages the production of safer, cleaner and more efficient types of energy.
Senator Bingaman supported the bill saying that the "United States needs it right now."
Roll Call voting commenced, passing 28-2. The nays came from Senator Cornyn and Senator Kyl.
After the bill passed, Senator Kyl and Cornyn made motion to recommit. They voiced their concerns with the legislation citing that in a time of economic crisis it is not in the country's best interest to throw money at a number of different initiatives.
Democratic supporters of the bill pointed out that this bill took a great deal of time to come out of committee and that the deliberation had yielded the best and most bipartisan legislation possible.
Senator Specter and Inhofe pleaded that the Senate vote against the motion to recommit, as the bill is both bipartisan and in the interest of the United States
Roll Call Voting commenced on the consideration to recommit to committee and the motion was denied 2-30.
President has Signed PPA!
Congressional Calendar Coming to a Close
"I raise question with the true intentions of Majority Leader Senator Schumer. I implore the Republican Party to reconsider the leadership of Senator McConnell for any hope of future support. The actions exhibited in tonight's senate is not reflective of the change Americans have asked for" says President Obama.
"Members of the Democratic caucus unwillingly to work with the President can be assured of disappointing their constituency," adds Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel.
Obama is currently walking out the door to deliver his decision on the Physician Payments Accountability Act of 2009 that will conclude the current congressional calendar.
The President Returns
Amendments to the Unanimous Consent Agreement
The administration promised that no more antics would occur, provided that this concession held for the rest of the session.
Unfortunately, the Resolution Authority did not pass the Senate, falling by a margin of 17-15.
Democrats Attempt Caucus, Party Dissention
Senator John Kerry told Senator Lautenberg that he would not get the necessary votes to remove Schumer. He further stated that he was "not going to take out Schumer."
A handful of senators then questioned Kerry's loyalties to the Democratic party,and Lautenberg asked Kerry, "Are you acting as a CMC student, or as your senator?"
Before these allegations could be addressed by Kerry, the press was asked to leave the area by Senator Lautenberg.
McConnell, Schumer Attempt to Adjourn; Overruled by Sim Gods
Senator McConnell declares the simulation rules state that only one bill must be signed by the President before session of Congress can be adjourned as long as the Minority and Majority leader agree. Since CEPA has been signed by the President, McConnell and Schumer declared this session of Congress is adjourned.
Obama Appears, Geithner Shoved by Obama
Upon exiting the room, Obama was chased by both Majority and Minority Leaders. When McConnell was blocked by Secretary Geithner, he shoved him out of the way in pursuit of the President.
Press is speculating that deal to place Senator Schumer as majority leader may have had something to do with a speedy resolution to end the simulation.
President Alive and Well
Senate Floor in Chaos
Senator Bond Fails on Diet
Senator Vitter summed up the feelings of many of Senator Bond's constituents: "you were doing so well!" Her disappointment came upon seeing Senator Bond gorging herself on a Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia Ice cream Bar and a large bag of Guacamole chips.
Readers may recall that this writer wrote a moving character piece describing Senator Bond's inspiring diet just days ago. I stand alongside Senator Vitter when I implore Senator Bond to get back on track and rededicate herself to her diet.
President Has Not Been Elusive to the Press
President Barack Obama is nowhere to be found. The Senate has erupted into disorder as they wait for Obama’s approval on current legislation. Earlier today Obama granted the Claremont Beat an exclusive interview.
Obama takes office with a Democratic majority and a mandate from voters to change, but he has also faced an obstinate Republican party. Obama acknowledged that new dynamics create friction at the beginnings of every Congress but predicts that we will see more progress in upcoming weeks. Obama claims“Americans can look forward to more change.”
Obama also recognizes the necessity in reaching across the aisle. “Bi-partisanship is the linchpin to effective government…. I believe that in sensitive times like the present, strength and unity is what Americans are looking for.” He disagrees with comments regarding the Democratic leadership’s allegedly tyrannical actions and attempts to stifle debate in Committee but says he does not believe that this should be taken personally. He goes on to say that that germane amendments like Chuck Norris Amendment serve little purpose to today’s serious problems.
President Obama looks to the future telling us how excited his family is for the new puppy and hopes “Our new puppy enjoy 5:30 am jogs!” And what about the President’s thoughts for 2012? He does not feel he can rest; “There is still much to be done.”
Republicans Move to Impeach President
Obama Demands the PPA on his Desk Before He Signs Current Bill
President Barack Obama is nowhere to be found in the midst of the President’s needed approval of the Resolution Authority for Systematically Significant Financial Companies Act of 2009.
Obama released an official statement: "I am saddened by the deadlock on the Senate floor...Before I enact any more legislation The Resolution Authority must be next to the PPA on my desk."
Senator Lamar Alexander's accent questionable, admits possible confederate sympathies
During a public breakfast, Alexander was overheard using a more mainstream accent. Analysts of his new accent have attributed it to Maryland, not Alexander's home state of Tennessee.
When asked to comment on the discrepancy, Alexander explained that he had a cold.
"I recently have had an unfortunate cold...that makes my southern charm vanish," said Alexander. "I begin to sound like one of those Yankees."
Alexander backtracked on his statement, asserting he does not support the Confederacy despite his comment.
"I have no hatred or mal-feelings towards anyone in the north. I just think that those from the south have a more beautiful accent," said Alexander.
Senator Harry Reid Taking Full Advantage of New Role
Former Majority Leader Senator Harry Reid (D-NV) appears to be enjoying his new role as just another member of the Senate. While scandal and aggressive debate broke out between The Obama Administration's Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel and Republican Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, Senator Reid was found working diligently on his Arabic homework. Way to use the time effectively!
McConnell Takes Issue with Position of Sergeant at Arms
Other Senators were troubled by the Sergeant at Arms. Specifically, Senator Jon Kyl mentioned that he felt that the Sergeant at Arms was "threatening Senators." Kit Bond remarked that as she was leaving the floor with Senator Bingaman the Sergeant at Arms asked her "are you sure you want to do that."
Even former President George W. Bush got in on the topic stating, "We've been informed that there is a necessity for a sergeant at arms and that the safety of the Senate is in jeopardy."
Positions Payment Accountability Act Passes With All But Specter
CEPA Passes the Senate
The CEPA Act was put before the 111th Session of Senate today. CEPA was expected to be a controversial bill, requiring bipartisan support to avoid the threat of a filibuster.
Senator Boxer, Chairwoman of the Environment and Public Works Committee, began debate speaking of the importance of the bill.
Senator Alexander rebutted Senator Inhofe's comments saying that he may be one of the most conservative men out there, but that he believes in the reality of climate change and noted that CEPA was good legislation and had been deliberated upon by a bipartisan committee. He asked his colleagues on both sides of the aisle to vote "yay" on the bill as it had the possibility to help the ailing United States' economy.
Senator Specter then spoke in defense and support of his bill, especially thanking Chairwoman Boxer and the Environment and Public Works Committee. Specter drew specific attention to the cap-and-trade legislation in the bill, remarking that the cap-and-trade program would wean communities in America off our dangerous addiction to foreign oil.
The bill passed through the senate via roll-call vote with a margin of 19-13.
Senators Begin by Sitting on Wrong Sides of the Aisle
Floor Session Opens with Prayer
GOP Ready for Floor Session
Senator John Cornyn of Texas spoke to the GOP attendants, acknowledging the hard work his party put into the 111th Congressional session. Cornyn gave special thanks to minority leader Senator Mitch McConnell and ranking committee members Senator James Inhofe and Senator Grassley.
“The work done to see responsible legislation passed in this Congress is of the utmost importance to the American people and the NRSC is glad to have such steady hands at the helm of a boat that has been in rocky seas over the recent months,” said Cornyn.
The NRSC also acknowledged Dontrelle Kushali Goldstein, a small business owner in Texas and lifelong Republican. Cornyn thanked Goldstein for his “support of the Republican Party in its effort to keep America free and capitalism alive.”
Republican’s remained lighthearted at the dinner despite the very real possibility that Democrats will overpower the minority in Senate votes. The group joked about the “terrorist fist jabs” of President Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle.
Cornyn stressed the GOP’s responsibility to keep the ideals of citizens like Goldstein in mind during the Senate floor debate this evening.
Republican Minority Dominates Finance Committee Agenda
NRSC Dinner Now at Collins
A Lunchtime Discussion with the Minority Leader
What Has Been Reported to the Floor?
Finance:
- Physician Payments Accountability (PPA) Act of 2009
- Resolution Authority for Systematically Significant Financial Companies Act of 2009
- Small-business Health Options Program (SHOP) Act of 2009
- Hospital Operating Procedure Enhancement for America’s Veterans (HOPE for America’s Veterans) Act of 2009
- Climate and Energy Protection Act (CEPA) of 2009
- Free Resource and Energy Exercise Defining Our Moment (FREEDOM) Act of 2009
- Pressing Return of the Environment and Costal Conservation Experience that is Dangerously near Expenditure (PRECEDE) Act
- Generating the Requisite Opportunities for Work in the United States (GROW US) Act of 2009
- Flood Insurance Reform and Modernization Act of 2009
- Water Resources Improvement Act
- Safe and Efficient Transportation Act of 2009
NRSC Chairman Cornyn Holds Event Before Floor Session
Schumer Reports "Assurances" SHOP and CEPA Will Pass, Needs Votes from Specter and Snowe
EXCLUSIVE: Interview with Sen. Schumer on assuming Majority Leader status
I caught up with Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) a few hours ago, who in a surprising mid-session turn, assumed the status of Senate Majority Leader Wednesday evening.
Schumer opened with a desire to "commend Sen. Reid for his great work as Majority Leader for the last two years."
The Senator from New York pledged that he will "work in a bipartisan manner to get things done." He affirmed that he would do his best to "ensure that the Environmental and Public Works Committee functions and that there are no more walkouts."
There have been none since Schumer's assumption of the role.
Schumer established that he plans on "pushing the American peoples' agenda." Foremost in the agenda, according to the Senator, were the implementation of a cap and trade program and expansion of health care coverage.
Asked about the possibility that his plans fail, Schumer remarked: "The American people will be aghast if Republicans stonewall this much-needed legislation. Tackling these issues was the mandate for government in the 2008 elections."
Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN): "Down with the commies!"
At approximately 2215 hours Wednesday evening, while the EPW committee was in session, Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) was spotted on G-Chat with a status memo that read: "Down with the commies!"
Klobuchar did not comment on the matter.
EPW Committee Chair Barbara Boxer (D-CA), asked about her fellow Democrat, remarked: "I don't mind what Senator Klobuchar does on her own time just so long as she's productive in committee."